My Boyfriend Does My Christmas Makeup!

17th December 2017

Hey everyone!

As so many of you seemed to enjoy my makeup post with Jake that you can view here, I thought doing another would be fun. He’s also been in a few other of my blog posts since which you can view here and here. The makeup post was super hilarious for us to do too so doing this a second time round I imagine will be just as funny. So place your bets now, do you think Jake will have improved since his “Oceanic” attempt? Lets find out…

So I asked Jake to pick a theme again, obviously Christmas related. He went for “Winter Wonderland”. I’m not entirely sure what that entails but I guess we’re going to find out? Here are the bits and bobs he has chosen from my ever-growing collection, right down to the brushes.

The Urban Decay Electric palette, a few MUA bits and bobs, the MR Ultra Glow Palette which I recently did a post on here, some Collection glitter liners and a few other pieces.

Foundation:

“On with the infallible, I’ll give it a good shake, is that meant to be the normal consistency?”

“Yes, please try not to get it in my hair, I just washed it”

“Okay”

“So what’s your plan?”

“I don’t really have one right now, I want to try and do something with candy canes but that might be a bit too hard, maybe on your eyelids or something, I might not get there though”

“Wow, okay. Adventurous?”

“This coverage isn’t very even, oh now i’ve got it on my leg, this is definitely already going worse than last time” *laughs*

“Foundation is ON oh my god what do I do next”

Blush/Highlight:

“Ooh cream blush, I’ve got to remember this is Christmas themed, lets give you rosey red cheeks”

“…Where does blush go?”

“It’s not really doing anything, lets get a bit more on the brush”

“Okay now I’m going to give you a grinch green highlight, nice and Christmassy”

“Do I dab this? I’m going to dab this”

“Where are you putting that!?”

“Isn’t that where you’re meant to put highlight?”

“No that’s where contour goes”

“Green contour it is, no wait lets keep it as highlight, I have no idea what I’m doing, I CAN’T REMEMBER”

*Jake puts highlight on my cheeks, forehead, nose and chin*

Eyes:

“Oh, wow. Don’t look yet, it… looks great”

“I’m sorry in advance that you have to put this online”

“This is going to be everyones Christmas look I can tell”

“Yeah? What are you going to call it?”

“Christmas Catastrophe, Imagine that, new from L’oreal – Christmas Catastrophe”

“Sounds about right”

“WOW, when I said catastrophe I meant it, you look like something from batman”

“So this is turning more into circus makeup than Christmas makeup”

“I have to say I think this is better than Oceanic, have you seen it yet?”

“No but… oh wow I look like the fucking Italy flag”

“I’m worried I’m going to poke you in the eye, I’m not going to do a fleek thing with the liner”

“Do you mean a flick?”

“…shut up, I think it looks really nice, awww”

“really?”

“well…”

Mascara:

“This is going to be hard”

“Are you using green or turquoise?”

“OH MY GOD turquoise, then green on the bottom brows”

“what are bottom brows!?”

“Oh I meant lashes”

“This is so hard, I think I poked you in the eye last time and we need to get rid of that clump”

Lips:

“I’m going to give you a gold outline on the lips”

“OH MY GOD this is ridiculous, I’m just going to put it all over, it’s gone everywhere”

“Okay I’m done, I can’t wait for the job offers to come flooding in, I’m just a forward thinker, some would say bad at makeup but personally I’d say revolutionary” 

“You’d make an awful drag queen, sorry…”

“I know, that’s why I’m not one”

“That’s the ONLY reason you’re not a drag queen? Because you can’t do the makeup?”

“Yep”

“Well we’ve all learned something new today”

And here is the beautiful finished product.

I’m not quite sure what happened to the Winter Wonderland theme, or any theme for that matter? But hey, I think I look great.

“I definitely think it’s an improvement on Oceanic, but you’ll have to put it to the publics vote”

So what did you think? Have Jakes makeup skills improved or gone downhill since my last post?

’TIl next time,
BTB Xx

65 responses to “My Boyfriend Does My Christmas Makeup!”

  1. Miranda says:

    This is hilarious! Your eyes ???

  2. Alicia says:

    I must admit it’s not the worst ? lool this post is hilarious though!x

  3. Alice says:

    This is absolutely hilarious! I’ve seen way worse honestly haha. It really made me laugh when he called your eyelashes bottom brows, I love these posts so much. You guys are adorable x

    Alice http://www.accordingtoalicex.com

  4. Jade Mayhead says:

    This looks like so much fun?
    I might need to do something like this!
    Your eye look hilarious OMG??

  5. Heather says:

    I’ve seen worse! This is such a funny post x

    http://www.ofbeautyandnothingness.co.uk

  6. Gemma says:

    Haha loving those eyes so much!!

  7. Lily says:

    Omg this is hilarious, I would love to see a video version of this watching your real time reaction to it ahah!

  8. Sophia says:

    Hahaha this is brilliant! Your eyeshadow looked absolutely fabulous ?

    Sophia | Sophia’s Sphere | pearlsofsphere.blog ?

  9. This is so funny, ive wanted my fiancé to do my makeup for ages but he won’t ;(

  10. Gabrielle says:

    I actually kind of like it ? love these posts – they always make me chuckle! Would love my other half to feature but he’s not on board with the idea ??

  11. Meg says:

    Aw bless him! Good effort mate! Ahaha!

    Great post lovely.

    Coffeewithmeg.co.uk

  12. Sophie says:

    This is so funny! I couldn’t stop smiling throughout. He opted for a bold look! I love posts like this x

    Sophie
    http://www.glowsteady.co.uk

  13. Mollie says:

    Loved this post such a great idea, he had a good try! Xx

  14. Hannah says:

    This is the cutest thing I have ever seen! I love these posts, they’re always such a good read. Your eyeshadow looks fab haha!xx

    Hannah | luxuryblush

  15. Gracie says:

    Hilarious! I actually think it looks quite neat! as well.

  16. Ellie says:

    Hahaha bless him he tried hard!! To be honest I don’t think it looks so bad it could definitely catch on

    Ellie
    http://www.headintheclouds.me.uk

  17. ahahaha aww this is such a funny and cute post! it is a very colorful look that could have been much worse! xx corinne

    • blacktulipbeauty says:

      It could have been much worse to be fair, I’m dreading to think what would have happened if he went with the candy cane idea… Xx

  18. Christmas catastrophe ??. I dread to think what would have resulted if he had attempted candy canes haha. It’s certainly festive that’s for sure. Love it. X

  19. sharnah says:

    hahaha this is so cute!(and funny) after checking out your post when he did it last time, he definitely did a better job this time!

  20. Renny says:

    ‘I want to try and do something with candy canes’ ?? crying

  21. Beffshuff says:

    oh my life this is hilarious! I need to get my Jake to do mine!!
    I don’t think he’d even know what to put where though!

  22. Oh My! This blog post has proper made my day – I giggled so much. I love how proud of himself your boyfriend looks, haha! Gotta admit that the makeup isn’t the worst of these I have seen, he did an okay job! Really made me giggle, thanks for sharing babe ?✨

    With love, Alisha Valerie. x
    http://www.alishavalerie.com | http://www.twitter.com/alishavalerie

    • blacktulipbeauty says:

      Aww thank you 🙂 I’m so glad it made you laugh! We had so much fun making it, I think the lack of blending is probably the worst part of it haha! X

  23. I think he’s improved (slightly) haha, the eyeshadow is very colourful! I loved this post and I’ve always wanted to do this with my boyfriend xo

    Char | http://www.charslittleblog.co.uk

  24. Emma-Louise says:

    Oh wow, this is such a fun idea for a post – I love how over the top he went for the eye makeup – it does look kinda cool though and Christmas is the only time of year you can really pull off green and red together! X

  25. Lena Dee says:

    Lol this was a good laugh! I always enjoy posts like these, guys and are hilarious when they try to figure out makeup. I need to get my hands on tat UD though! Great photography btw! 🙂

    xx Lena https://lenadeexo.com

  26. Gemma says:

    Oh my! I love this!! I would definitely never trust my fiance to do my make-up, it would be horrible! I love the concentration on his face! He definitely looks like he’s trying soo hard to figure out what to do. I love how you trust him, he’s definitely stepped up his game a little.

    Gemma | http://www.anoceanglimmer.wordpress.com

  27. Eli cole says:

    I laughed sooo much…xmas catastrophe sounds great name!! You guys are hilarious. I have to say though that if it wasnt for the xmassy colors he used he does it pretty well…he tries hard and has creativity …I know many men who would even dare come near cosmetics…so you guys rock!!!

  28. Julia says:

    Haha I love these posts! He really did make you look festive, didn’t he?! I think you should definitely go for this look for a Christmas party 😀

    Julia xx
    theglassofclass.com

    • blacktulipbeauty says:

      Yes, festive is definitely a suitable word, haha! I wouldn’t dare leave my house like this unless it was for charity or something hah! Xx

  29. Francesca says:

    This post is hilarious, I love it haha x

    Francesca | everythingchessie.co.uk ?

  30. Chloe says:

    Oh my god I LOVED this post so much! Grinch green highlight was my favourite part hahaha! I think your boyfriend did a fab job – you look gorgeous! xx
    http://www.imjustagirl16.co.uk

  31. Anu says:

    I love posts like these! I actually think that he did a good job except for the eyeshadow but you know, if it was blended a bit better I think it would actually look really nice, haha! I can’t wait to see the next makeup look 🙂 x

    Anu | Based On blog | Bloglovin

    • blacktulipbeauty says:

      He will definitely be pleased with your comment haha! He needs a few blending tips bless him, I’m sure there’ll be another one at some point 🙂 X

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  33. Leslie says:

    Hahaha I love this! I mean it could use a tad bit more blending I think

  34. […] with brands and events and whatnot which is brilliant but I do miss doing the odd stupid/fun post with Jake. I kindly got sent some goodies from Bomb Cosmetics recently to put in my gift guide for the […]

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