Welcome back to another infamous “My Boyfriend Does My Makeup” post. If you haven’t seen one of these posts before there’s two more – a Christmas one and a general one. They’ve been some of my most popular posts to date as for some reason people like to see my boyfriend applying pretty horrendous makeup looks to my face. They are really fun posts to do though so I thought it’d be pretty fun to do a Halloween one this year. Here we go…
What is your inspiration for this look?
I’m just going to freestyle it
It’s really quite pale
It’s white face paint
oh is it? that makes sense then
oh my god this is white
do I do it over your eyebrows aswell? Damn I should’ve got some eyebrow stuff
fuck it yeah go on then all over
Shut your eyes then
*Jake pokes me in the eye*
Sorry, you alright?
Well this is going brilliantly so far
Definitely, you look like phantom of the opera
*in fits of laughter* You really do
my inspiration is “go with the flow, Halloween style”
Although there really isn’t much style to this look
Not the MOST even coverage…
Close your eyes but look up
You know what I mean
Um no I don’t
*Again, in fits of laughter* I think this is going to be the worst one I’ve ever done
What’s wrong with it??
To be fair the camera is doing wonders for it
Right powder, how do I do this??
This is just trying to even out the horribly uneven face paint
What was that horrified look?
I think I used too much powder, we’re just going to go right in there with a big load
*fits of laughter* Good to know
I’m sorry for what I’m doing to your face
How am I looking?
Umm… I’d prefer not to answer that right now
I think I look really good right now, like really good
Best you’ve looked in years
Wouldn’t go that far, bit rude
What is that? Eyeshadow? Let’s do that next and go for orange
Oh this hasn’t gone to plan, it’s just sprayed all over your face
Let’s just go with it all round your eyes, I’m just going to blend it in
Yeah that works, I’ve saved it now
EYELINER – cobwebs
Now I know I seem experienced so it may surprise you to know I’ve never done this before
You definitely seem experienced
How do you fucking use this eyeliner?
How’s it going now?
I think I’m going to do the other eye but the other way with a spider
What are you going to call the spider?
I’ll think about it
This side is considerably worse but I’ve committed to it
Can you open your eye
No I’ve got to let it dry or it’ll print and make it look weird
Don’t worry I don’t think it could look any worse
Well that was a blinding success
Oh god, no okay it looks alright, I guess
Um clumpy, is how I’d describe it, glitter time now though
Definitely adds something, it adds an element of asymmetry but that was there before anyway
Yes, exactly that
Right lip time, open
*Jake gets lipstick all over my teeth* HA take picture of it
Um how about no??
I might give you some green cheeks now as I think that might save the look
Iridescent green just to add some real class to this look
Does highlight go on the forehead?
Not so much
It does now
Do I mean highlight or contour? Doesn’t really matter does it you already look ridiculous
*Jake covers my entire face in shiny green highlight*
I’ve put loads on your nose by accident
All it’s done it clog your pores up
I’m like Halloween crossed with Christmas now you’re using gold too
This is actually quite frightening
Well it is a Halloween look
*laughing* You’ve got such a shiny nose you could lead a sleigh with that
See this is the best thing about going with the flow, I’ve just let inspiration hit me like a train
So what actually am I?
Umm, what are you… Scary.
I don’t think you’re anything specifically
I’m going to need a name…
“State of Decay” because my makeup skills are decaying and you look a state
Aww wow, cute
I’m actually quite liking this, you look like a bit of a porcelain doll with really bad makeup
You might actually look alright if I hadn’t done the cobwebs
Now I’m going to go in on some areas with this brown… bronze? More bronze colour?
I’m going to use it on your eyebrows aswell
THERE WE GO. Definition on the old eyebrows
Am I finished?
Yep, all done. I dare you to put a photo of that on your Instagram as if it’s genuine
Nope, not going to happen
You might get loads of requests
This is my favourite one so far and you’ve got a very, very shiny face, can’t wait to see you try and get that off
So what did you think of Jakes makeup look this time round? Has he improved since the Christmas one last year? One day he might get there… I wouldn’t be hiring him anytime soon, though.
’Til Next Time,