Welcome back to another infamous “My Boyfriend Does My Makeup” post. If you haven’t seen one of these posts before there’s two more – a Christmas one and a general one. They’ve been some of my most popular posts to date as for some reason people like to see my boyfriend applying pretty horrendous makeup looks to my face. They are really fun posts to do though so I thought it’d be pretty fun to do a Halloween one this year. Here we go…
It’s really quite pale
It’s white face paint
oh my god this is white
fuck it yeah go on then all over
my inspiration is “go with the flow, Halloween style”
Not the MOST even coverage…
Right powder, how do I do this??
I’m sorry for what I’m doing to your face
How am I looking?
I think I look really good right now, like really good
What is that? Eyeshadow? Let’s do that next and go for orange
Oh this hasn’t gone to plan, it’s just sprayed all over your face
Let’s just go with it all round your eyes, I’m just going to blend it in
Yeah that works, I’ve saved it now
EYELINER – cobwebs
How do you fucking use this eyeliner?
How’s it going now?
I think I’m going to do the other eye but the other way with a spider
What are you going to call the spider?
Can you open your eye
Well that was a blinding success
Definitely adds something, it adds an element of asymmetry but that was there before anyway
Right lip time, open
*Jake gets lipstick all over my teeth* HA take picture of it
I might give you some green cheeks now as I think that might save the look
Does highlight go on the forehead?
*Jake covers my entire face in shiny green highlight*
I’ve put loads on your nose by accident
I’m like Halloween crossed with Christmas now you’re using gold too
*laughing* You’ve got such a shiny nose you could lead a sleigh with that
So what actually am I?
Now I’m going to go in on some areas with this brown… bronze? More bronze colour?
THERE WE GO. Definition on the old eyebrows
Am I finished?
This is my favourite one so far and you’ve got a very, very shiny face, can’t wait to see you try and get that off
So what did you think of Jakes makeup look this time round? Has he improved since the Christmas one last year? One day he might get there… I wouldn’t be hiring him anytime soon, though.